Ok...So here is the BIG QUESTION!

When did my computer become a sex toy??

I mean, really, people...this is ridiculous!!

I don't consider myself a prude...I like sex as much as the next person, but what the hell is the deal with cybersex? Are you people so bored or neglected that you have to resort to assaulting people online?

I have a computer for business, and IM programs for communication with my family, friends and associates. But lately I am being assaulted several times daily by people wanting to "worship at my feet" or "younger men looking for older women".
Please...is your mommy not home? (If she knew what you were doing, would she approve?)

I guess this is just the next annoyance we have to live with...like the telemarketers that called every evening while you were trying to eat dinner. The result is the same...I am feeling assaulted, harassed and even a little terrorized. I should not have to become "invisible" to be able the use my computer in peace.

And would someone please explain to me the attraction of this mechanical sexual revolution? There is no intimacy involved in typing with one hand while you fondle yourself with the other. Can't you just go quietly to your room and do your thing and leave me out of it?

I am declaring my position here and now...

I DO NOT CONSIDER MY COMPUTER A SEX TOY!!
Move on to someone else...you are nothing more than a remote stalker with way too much time on your hands...get a job, get a hobby, get a life...and remind me never to touch your keyboard...