Old Folks

Remember, old folks are worth a fortune, with the Silver in their hair, Gold in their teeth, Stones in their kidneys, Lead in their feet, and Gas in their stomachs.
I have become a little older since I saw some of you last, and a few changes have come into my life since then.
Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old gal. I am seeing Five gentlemen everyday.
As soon as I wake up Will Power helps me get out of the bed. Then I go see John.Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes up a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life!

P.S.
The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age, I should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him, "Oh, I do, all the time". No matter where I am, in the kitchen, basement or in the yard, I ask myself "What am I here after?"